R U L E S:

1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.

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Ready? Let's begin!

S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?

Not sureeeee.
I really love being America. / With the whole obnoxious, loud, and empty minded personality / there.
But being Japan would be pretty awesome too / with sushi and awesome clothes /
BUUTTTT
I really like Germany too / Even if I am a vegetarian... D: No Wurst for me. /
ORRR
Spain / According to the people that know me / 'Cuz most of the time I'm fairly laid back, and people really like to walk all over me... / But I suppose that's not really one of my personality traits that I like. X3 /

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Bah.
That's a difficult choice.
I'd totally love to be married to Englandd.
Just because I think that the accent is incredibly HOT.
Slash I'd love being married to Belarus
There's just something about a psychotic and powerful woman that gets me ;D

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

Well, England would probably dump me for being too annoying... ;D
and Belarus would probably end up killing me after something incorrect was stated about Russia...
Or something.

4. You would...

a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. [ ]
b) Cry. [x]
c) Be completely indifferent. [ ]


5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Yes.
OUI AMURIKA
BBY <3

6. You would be most afraid of...

Hmm... I can't really say Russia, even though that's who it'd be, because I'm Russian myself...

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

N/A

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?

PFFFFFF.
Probably all of 'em.
You know, it comes with the fangirl territory.

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

I dunno...

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...

PRUSSIA.
I love me the sexy German man thing. ;D

12. And your love rival would be...

Amurika/France for England
Russia (( Maybe not... )) / Ukraine for Belarus

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).

America would shove hamburgers down my throat. I'm a vegetarian. Do the math.
France would probably rape me... that would probbb scare me for life.
Russia....
.....
I don't really wanna think about that, tbh.

14. Your best friend?

Me and Lichtenstein would probably be pretty good friends... I mean, with the whole German thing.
And Austria... 8D

15. What about your daily punching bag?

I'm going to agree with the person who took this quiz before me.
Sorry Sealand.

16. And your drinking buddy would be...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ARTHUR DUHR.
Arthur and Austria (( Because we need a Designated driver. ))

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?

You know, British stuff.
And Austria would probably complain why we brought him along... ;D

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)

That kinda drunk that's like
" GIVE ME MORE ALCOHOL PLZ. "

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.

Hungary in the Atlantic Ocean

20. And exactly how did this come about...?

She started it. >_>

21. You get caught by...

Belarus.
Period.

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).

Hungary: SHE MADE ME. I'M NOT GAY.
Me: I DID MAKE MER, BUT I'M ONLY HALF GAY.
Belarus: ..... * reserved comment. *

23. Who would your mother be? Father?

China to be my mommy ;D
and Greece to be my daddy ;D

24. Siblings?

Francis & Spain ;D

25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

So... Place everyone in a soap-opera-like setting! How does the story play out? Who dies? Who lives? Ending couples (if any)?

YOU CONFUSE ME.
YOU CONFUSE ME.

S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?

Belarus: Cuz she's kinda hot ):<
America: Cuz he's fairly bad ass.
England: LOL
Japan: Cuz he's Japan. Duhrrrr.

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?

I don't really have one, but if I had to choose I'd probably say Denmark and Finland. It's just cuz I don't really know too much about them, or whatevur. But I still like them... D:

3. Your favorite pairing?

OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OT OTP = UK x Japan
Russia x US
US x UK
Canada x US

4. Your rival ship?

Canada x Cuba

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).

Prussia and Most of the countries associated with Russia.
/ Which is kinda sad about Prussia, because I'm an honors German student D: /

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?

AMERICA.
I love him.
We're going to get married and have lots of cute little American children.

7. Why?

cuz he rocks socks, Duh.

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?

....
I enjoy the scenes with the Allies better...
But the Axis are really awesome too... ):

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
LMAO

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
LETS DO IT.

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
You are _% Hetalia Fan.
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above.[ ]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ] (( But I should probably start doing that... ))

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [x] ( In the process? )

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [x]


16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [ ]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x] (( HONORS MODERN US HISTORY BABY. I'M SO GOD DAMN EXCITED ))

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [x] (( America cosplayer at animeNEXT. If you are reading this, I'm sorry. ))

21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x] (( Once again, I apologize America cosplayer ))

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [ ]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [ ]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

19 / 25 = I'm pretty bad at math D:

S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?
Amurika ;D

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.

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1. Axis Powers.

Those guys who's asses I'm going to kick! ;D

2. Italy.

Pasta 8D

3. Germany.

Phallic Meat 8D

4. Japan.

My BFFL 8D

5. China.

I don't really have any comment

6. Hero.

THAT'S ME.

7. TSUNDERE.

THAT'S ENGLAND.

8. Yaoi.

WHAT?!

9. Frying pan.

....
You can make hamburgers in a frying pan!

10. Austria.

Fancy-pants.

11. Pastaaaa~

WHERE.

12. Magic!

.....
Doesn't exist! HA HA HA!

13. Tell me a story.

I'm really hungry... got a hamburger?

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!

FOOD.

15. France

....
D:

16. America.

THAT'S ME 8D
SUPER HERO.

17. Sealand.

Who?

18. Switzerland.

Who?

19. Belarus.

Who?

20. Russia.

....
O_O''

21. Random Country.

.....
* munch munch *

22. Shinatty.

.....
Cat?

23. Allied Forces.
ARE AWESOME ;D

24. Matthew. (Who's that?)

MY BROTHER!

25. Prussia.

Who?


S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin
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Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

Interesting.

Pick three Hetalia fans, and include their icons here. Post a comment on their profile (or note them) to inform them that they are tagged.


Whoever wants to take it can. ;D
BEWARE ITS REALLY LONG.