SCHOOL THAT'S WHY.

R U L E S:

1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.

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Ready? Let's begin!

S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?

Not sureeeee.
I really love being America. / With the whole obnoxious, loud, and empty minded personality / there.
But being Japan would be pretty awesome too / with sushi and awesome clothes /
BUUTTTT
I really like Germany too / Even if I am a vegetarian... D: No Wurst for me. /
ORRR
Spain / According to the people that know me / 'Cuz most of the time I'm fairly laid back, and people really like to walk all over me... / But I suppose that's not really one of my personality traits that I like. X3 /

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Bah.
That's a difficult choice.
I'd totally love to be married to Englandd.
Just because I think that the accent is incredibly HOT.
Slash I'd love being married to Belarus
There's just something about a psychotic and powerful woman that gets me ;D

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

Well, England would probably dump me for being too annoying... ;D
and Belarus would probably end up killing me after something incorrect was stated about Russia...
Or something.

4. You would...

a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. [ ]
b) Cry. [x]
c) Be completely indifferent. [ ]


5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Yes.
OUI AMURIKA
BBY <3

6. You would be most afraid of...

Hmm... I can't really say Russia, even though that's who it'd be, because I'm Russian myself...

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

N/A

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?

PFFFFFF.
Probably all of 'em.
You know, it comes with the fangirl territory.

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

I dunno...

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...

PRUSSIA.
I love me the sexy German man thing. ;D

12. And your love rival would be...

Amurika/France for England
Russia (( Maybe not... )) / Ukraine for Belarus

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).

America would shove hamburgers down my throat. I'm a vegetarian. Do the math.
France would probably rape me... that would probbb scare me for life.
Russia....
.....
I don't really wanna think about that, tbh.

14. Your best friend?

Me and Lichtenstein would probably be pretty good friends... I mean, with the whole German thing.
And Austria... 8D

15. What about your daily punching bag?

I'm going to agree with the person who took this quiz before me.
Sorry Sealand.

16. And your drinking buddy would be...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ARTHUR DUHR.
Arthur and Austria (( Because we need a Designated driver. ))

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?

You know, British stuff.
And Austria would probably complain why we brought him along... ;D

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)

That kinda drunk that's like
" GIVE ME MORE ALCOHOL PLZ. "

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.

Hungary in the Atlantic Ocean

20. And exactly how did this come about...?

She started it. >_>

21. You get caught by...

Belarus.
Period.

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).

Hungary: SHE MADE ME. I'M NOT GAY.
Me: I DID MAKE MER, BUT I'M ONLY HALF GAY.
Belarus: ..... * reserved comment. *

23. Who would your mother be? Father?

China to be my mommy ;D
and Greece to be my daddy ;D

24. Siblings?

Francis & Spain ;D

25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

So... Place everyone in a soap-opera-like setting! How does the story play out? Who dies? Who lives? Ending couples (if any)?

YOU CONFUSE ME.
YOU CONFUSE ME.

S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?

Belarus: Cuz she's kinda hot ):<
America: Cuz he's fairly bad ass.
England: LOL
Japan: Cuz he's Japan. Duhrrrr.

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?

I don't really have one, but if I had to choose I'd probably say Denmark and Finland. It's just cuz I don't really know too much about them, or whatevur. But I still like them... D:

3. Your favorite pairing?

OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OT OTP = UK x Japan
Russia x US
US x UK
Canada x US

4. Your rival ship?

Canada x Cuba

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).

Prussia and Most of the countries associated with Russia.
/ Which is kinda sad about Prussia, because I'm an honors German student D: /

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?

AMERICA.
I love him.
We're going to get married and have lots of cute little American children.

7. Why?

cuz he rocks socks, Duh.

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?

....
I enjoy the scenes with the Allies better...
But the Axis are really awesome too... ):

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
LMAO

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
LETS DO IT.

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
You are _% Hetalia Fan.
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above.[ ]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ] (( But I should probably start doing that... ))

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [x] ( In the process? )

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [x]


16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [ ]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x] (( HONORS MODERN US HISTORY BABY. I'M SO GOD DAMN EXCITED ))

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [x] (( America cosplayer at animeNEXT. If you are reading this, I'm sorry. ))

21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x] (( Once again, I apologize America cosplayer ))

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [ ]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [ ]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

19 / 25 = I'm pretty bad at math D:

S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?
Amurika ;D

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.

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1. Axis Powers.

Those guys who's asses I'm going to kick! ;D

2. Italy.

Pasta 8D

3. Germany.

Phallic Meat 8D

4. Japan.

My BFFL 8D

5. China.

I don't really have any comment

6. Hero.

THAT'S ME.

7. TSUNDERE.

THAT'S ENGLAND.

8. Yaoi.

WHAT?!

9. Frying pan.

....
You can make hamburgers in a frying pan!

10. Austria.

Fancy-pants.

11. Pastaaaa~

WHERE.

12. Magic!

.....
Doesn't exist! HA HA HA!

13. Tell me a story.

I'm really hungry... got a hamburger?

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!

FOOD.

15. France

....
D:

16. America.

THAT'S ME 8D
SUPER HERO.

17. Sealand.

Who?

18. Switzerland.

Who?

19. Belarus.

Who?

20. Russia.

....
O_O''

21. Random Country.

.....
* munch munch *

22. Shinatty.

.....
Cat?

23. Allied Forces.
ARE AWESOME ;D

24. Matthew. (Who's that?)

MY BROTHER!

25. Prussia.

Who?


S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin
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Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

Interesting.

Pick three Hetalia fans, and include their icons here. Post a comment on their profile (or note them) to inform them that they are tagged.


Whoever wants to take it can. ;D
BEWARE ITS REALLY LONG.

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) America
2) Russia
3) England
4) Korea
5) Canada
6) Japan
7) Poland
8) China
9) Lithuania
10) Germany
11) Prussia
12) Spain

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
CandaxGermany.
No... I haven't
but I can't see Canada topping anyone, let along Germany... sooooo.... ;D

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
OH GOD YES.
But that doesn't really say much because I think most of them are hot.
But Arthur does have a special place in my heart...

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
....
Jeeze....
Japan knocking America up?
That's pretty fucked up.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?;
GFSDLGJ
Yes.
I read one PolandxLithuania where they did it in a Catholic chuch... ;D

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
FDJLG
It depends.
They go together, but they probably would end up killing each other...
That and they are both semes...
So I'll have to say no.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
OMG.
Korea x China please ;DDDDDDD

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
VIDEO TAPE.
VIDEOOOO TAPE.

"Opium Bastard..."
They would be the ones to have a secret relationship X3

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Oh good lord... I haven't read any, but one would probably go:

Japan sitting around his house, probably cleaning or working hard when a strange knock came from his door.
He goes to let the person in to find it's Russia... who charges in against Japan's will.
Japan immediately springs into action ripping off his work clothes to reveal his ninja outfit and they start doing mortal kombat battle.
Japan loses because Russia is so big
and then Japan gets rape.
Hardcore raped.
The End.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Er--- I've never heard of GermanyxKorea... /=

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
(( ONE OF MY OTPs THANKS. I actually wrote a one/five Hurt/Comfort ficccc ))
"I Wouldn't Hold Your Breath." <--- and that's what I named it X3

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
FJDSLFJS
LOVE LOVE LOVE
I'd probably have Prussia all over England and England being a stuffy bastard and wiggling away.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
o_o
Besides me? I dunno....

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Inner Glow --- Blue October
[link]

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Don't call Russia a fat ass...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
" HAVE SEX WITH ME ARU. "

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
.....

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
o_o''
Chaos.
Period.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
S&M period.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
BESIDES ME?

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
BESIDES ME?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I dunno...
LOL
Friends list... do any of you draw or write Prussia?

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

suuuuuuure

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
" FUER DIE LIEBE DES GOTTES MIR VERZEIHEN. "
;DDD
" For the love of god, forgive me D: "

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh god...
Just last night.... >///>
Lets just say there was leather
and America on his knees in a bathroom stall.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Oh God...
He's asian.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
He'd shag him if he was drunk and sober.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Poland, like duh.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"I Can't Comprehend this Fanfiction Either, Don't Worry. "

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
....
Weird.

stolen from

So I stole this quiz from someone.
It's hysterical.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE WANT.
It's one of those random generators that comes up totally randomly.
It's OUTRAGEOUS.

Name: Hilary Valentine
Age: 16
Your country of origin: Americaaaaa

Your best friend is: (( BAWWW. ))
You have a crush on: (( PSHHH. Who doesn't? ))
You hate (( but he's also my best friend... AWESOME ))
You get bullied by (( DDD: ))
You are scared of (( Yes, yes I am. ))
You go out with for 5 seconds
You get a confession from (( THERE'S A PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS. ))
You get in a fist fight with (( SO I WANNA KNOW HOW THE HELL THIS HAPPENED. ))
You had a one night stand with (( no comment. ))
Your first boyfriend is :iconchibisouthitalyplz: (( No comment. ))
Everybody graduates but (( OMFG ROFL THAT SUCKS. ))
You marry
Your first kid name is Chelsea (( AWESOME. ITS NOT EVEN GERMAN. ))
You get in a dispute with
You get out of the dispute with the help of
You have an affair with :iconchibihongkongplz: (( SWEET. ))
You get caught by (( THAT BASTARD. ))
The chances of them telling
40%


Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Suicidal (( AWWWW VASSSHHH >: ))
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with (( PSH. AWESOME. ))
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand
67%


You move in with (( AWESOME. ))
You start having feelings for (( I WILL ALWAYS HAVE FEELINGS FOR THAT SEXY BASTARD. ))
You get a confession from (( GOD. I FUCKING LOVE THE GERMANS. D: ))
The percentage of you excepting their feelings
51%


You say no, they then go out with (( GFJDSLGFDLG LOVE LOVE LOVE ))
The percentage of you like them two together
58%


You get ambushed by :iconsouthitaly: (( GJFDLGF sexy. ))
The chances of you getting out of their alive
5%

You unxpecting get glomped by (( LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ))
You are lonely, you get a Drink of beer
Drunk, you kiss :iconchibiturkeyplz: (( DDDDD'''': ))
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss
35%


You have a huge war against (( BAWWW WHY? DD: ))
Your chances of winning
76%


You die by Drunk driving (( FML. ))
The only person not to go to your funeral is (( that bastard. ))
This person is the most devestated by your death :iconchibiEstoniaplz: (( WHERE THE HELL DID HE cOME INTO THE EQUATION. ))
This person is teh most happiest taht you died (( bitch plzzzz. ))
This person is teh master mind of your death (( knew it. ))
Who you liked your life
38%


and on another note



win.

Yeah internet.
We win
and you lose.

So you can suck our fangirl-ish balls.

found a zip file of America's Maru kaite chikuu song somewhere
and it is the shit....

it has been playing on my media player for the past 20 minutes.

It's only a 44 second preview, but it's so worth it.

A quote from China?:

OMG AMERICA
YOU SOUND SO AMERICAN.


and I'm totally digging that little hip hop doo dad in the beginning of the song (;

<--- APPROVES.